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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do guys look up TikTok girls instead of porn? My boyfriend of two years, looks up big boobs on TikTok. He has never once cheated on me, not on social media or IRL. He claims it’s to “get off real quick if I’m not home.”

Then came..

Loons and Moons

What are some examples of the use of the word “piacere” in Italian? What do they mean and how would you translate them into English?

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What should I do to get over a relationship?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Why does an older married man turn bisexual?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How do I get fit at home?

No way

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

How should one respond to compliments such as "You are so special" and "I'm lucky to have met you" from a guy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?