What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:54

Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
How do you know how physically attractive you actually are?
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What should I do to get over a relationship?
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some hard rock or heavy metal bands that are overrated?